do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
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I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
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My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Randomize