We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
You have to summon your inner elephant
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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