Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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