When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
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