I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
only you would photoshop your dick
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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