At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I just found puke in my bra..
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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