she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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