Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
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It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
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This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I stole a fireplace last night.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
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