And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Randomize
