Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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