Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
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Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
These 27 C*ck Blocks Are Savage AF
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar