operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
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