I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
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I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
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You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I deserve this hangover.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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