Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
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I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
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It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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