Jerry, you need to find god
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
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just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
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future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
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