if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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