check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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