i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
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