What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
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He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
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I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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