I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
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It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
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Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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