Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Randomize
