i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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