toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
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My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
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i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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