Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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