I wish I could teleport
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
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We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
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it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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