I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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