Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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