You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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