and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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