Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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