are you still at the devil's house?
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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