He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
operation harelip BJ is a go
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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