Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
There r osticjed everywhere
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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