She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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