gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Randomize
