He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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