Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
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