my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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