So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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