So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
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I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
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Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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