Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
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Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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