Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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