Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
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Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
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Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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