Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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