Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Randomize
