For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
how does that bad decision feel?
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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