No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'm always down for nudity.
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