Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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