I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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