White coat. Heels.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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