so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Randomize
