people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
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I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Can I color on your dick again?
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dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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