I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
