yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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