with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
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He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
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Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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