Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
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Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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