Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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